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It starts with an "S" and ends with a "T,"
It comes out of you and it comes out of me;
I know what you're thinking, it could be called that,
But be scientific and call it "Scat."

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You're walking in the woods and your nose goes "ooh,"
You know some critter's laid a scat near you;
Now don't go screaming and lose your lunch,
If you picked it apart, you could learn a bunch
About Scat.

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If you park your car near the woods or a field,
You might find scat on your windshield;
If parts of it's purple and the rest of it's white,
You just got bombed by a bird in flight
With Scat.

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If you want to find out what animals eat,
Just take a look at what they secrete;
Inside the scat are all kinds of clues,
Parts of the food that their bodies can't use,
That's Scat.

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It tells us what they eat and it tells us who they are,
And that's what we know about scat so far;
So if you want to find out what animals are around,
Take a look and the scat on the ground,
We're talking Scat.

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